Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hot dogs
No burgers
No beer
No bacon
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing all day and all night from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
You can’t shave
Your wife can’t shave
You can’t wash off the smell of donkey
You wipe your arse with your hand
You cook over burning camel dung
Your wife is picked by someone else for you
And your wives smell worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that “when you die, it all gets better”??
Well no shit, Sherlock! It’s not like it could get much worse.
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(Author unknown. Hat-tip: Peter Mullins.)
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I know this article is meant as humorous, but read 'Al Qaeda' by Jason Burke, he spent years with the Taliban researching. They consider the fight for islamic dominance to be one fought over many generations, they don't care how long it take so long as they ultimately get there. The idea behind suicide bombings is simple: take as many non muslims with you as you possibly can, so that in the end there'll be more muslims than non muslims. That's the entire reasoning behind it.
I know this article is meant as humorousI know this article is meant as humorous, but read 'Al Qaeda' by Jason Burke, he spent years with the Taliban researching. They consider the fight for islamic dominance to be one fought over many generations, they don't care how long it take so long as they ultimately get there. The idea behind suicide bombings is simple: take as many non muslims with you as you possibly can, so that in the end there'll be more muslims than non muslims. That's the entire reasoning behind it.
An explosive read, I thought it was dynamite, and the cartoon detonated a megaton of mirth.